prompt: Once upon a time,

completion: there was a young wizard who discovered a hidden spellbook.


prompt: In the distant future,

completion: humans colonized Mars and built cities under domes.


prompt: The scientist exclaimed,

completion: 'Eureka! I've finally cracked the code of teleportation!'


prompt: When you accidentally hit reply all,

completion: and now the entire office knows your weekend plans.


prompt: My brain at 2 AM:

completion: 'What if tomatoes are actually fruits in disguise?'


prompt: Me waiting for my food delivery,

completion: watching the driver take a scenic tour of the entire city.


prompt: When you realize you left the stove on,

completion: but you’re already 100 miles away.


prompt: That awkward moment when you wave back,

completion: but they were waving at someone behind you.


prompt: When you tell yourself you'll sleep early,

completion: but suddenly remember a 2012 meme you need to find.


prompt: Me trying to be healthy,

completion: but my fridge keeps calling me for snacks.


prompt: When you open a bag of chips quietly,

completion: but everyone in a 10-mile radius hears it.


prompt: My phone battery at 1%,

completion: lasting longer than my New Year’s resolutions.


prompt: When you say 'one more episode',

completion: and suddenly it's 4 AM.


prompt: Me giving life advice,

completion: that I never follow myself.


prompt: When you realize it's already Monday,

completion: but your brain is still in weekend mode.


prompt: That one friend who says they’re on their way,

completion: but they’re still in bed.


prompt: When you accidentally send a message to the wrong group,

completion: and now you’re planning a family trip with your coworkers.


prompt: Me trying to save money,

completion: but online sales keep testing my willpower.


prompt: When you meet someone who also hates mornings,

completion: and you instantly become soulmates.


prompt: When you check your bank balance after a weekend out,

completion: and suddenly reconsider all your life choices.


prompt: Me turning off my alarm,

completion: and immediately falling into a 3-hour coma.


prompt: When you see '10 years ago' photos on Facebook,

completion: and realize you aged like milk.


prompt: That moment when you refresh the tracking page,

completion: even though you know it won’t change.


prompt: When you realize

completion: that 'chudai' isn't just a funny word but has deep historical roots.


prompt: The government announced

completion: a three-tiered tax system for popcorn, and now even our snacks are complicated.


prompt: In India,

completion: memes about the popcorn tax are popping up everywhere.


prompt: When someone asks

completion: why 'chudai' is trending, and you have to explain it's not what they think.


prompt: The moment you discover

completion: that caramel popcorn is taxed more than salted popcorn, and your sweet tooth cries.


prompt: When your friend says,

completion: 'Bhai, bas ek drink aur!' and you know it's never just one.


prompt: Teacher: 'Why are you late?'

completion: Student: 'Ma'am, traffic itna tha ki Google Maps bhi confuse ho gaya.'


prompt: Mom: 'Beta, shaadi kab karoge?'

completion: Me: 'Jab Elon Musk Mars pe ghar bana lega, tab sochenge.'


prompt: When you realize

completion: ki aaj Sunday nahi, Monday hai, aur tum office ke liye late ho.


prompt: Friend: 'Bro, tu gym kyun nahi jaata?'

completion: Me: 'Gym jaake body banane se zyada, main so ke dreams bana leta hoon.'


prompt: When you order

completion: extra spicy biryani and regret it the next morning.


prompt: Boss: 'We need to discuss your performance.'

completion: Me: 'Sure, but pehle chai ho jaye, taaki shock absorb kar saku.'


prompt: When you see

completion: petrol prices and think cycling is the new cool.


prompt: Friend: 'Let's go for a trek this weekend.'

completion: Me: 'Bhai, bed se uthna hi mere liye trek ke barabar hai.'


prompt: When your phone battery is at 1%

completion: aur charger doosre room mein hai. Yeh dooriyan bhi na!


prompt: When your mom finds out your exam results,

completion: 'Beta, yeh kya kiya tumne?'


prompt: When you see your crush after a long time,

completion: 'Dil garden garden ho gaya!'


prompt: When someone asks you to share your food,

completion: 'Khaane ke maamle mein no sharing!'


prompt: When your friend cracks a lame joke,

completion: 'Kya bakwaas tha yeh?'


prompt: When you realize it's Monday tomorrow,

completion: 'Phir se office jana padega...'


prompt: When you get unexpected holidays,

completion: 'Party time shuru!'


prompt: When you forget to save your work and the computer crashes,

completion: 'Ab kya hoga mere saath?'


prompt: When you find money in your old jeans,

completion: 'Aaj toh lucky day hai!'


prompt: When your favorite song plays on the radio,

completion: 'Volume badhao, yeh mera jam hai!'


prompt: When you accidentally send a message to the wrong person,

completion: 'Ab kaise sambhalu is situation ko?'


prompt: When your friend cancels plans last minute,

completion: 'Yeh toh hona hi tha...'


prompt: When you see a spider in your room,

completion: 'Ab yeh mera kamra nahi raha...'


prompt: When you finally understand a joke after a long time,

completion: 'Ohhh, ab samajh aaya!'


prompt: When someone praises your cooking,

completion: 'Chef ban gaya main toh!'


prompt: When you binge-watch a series overnight,

completion: 'Ab kya karu apni life ka?'


prompt: When you try to diet but see your favorite dessert,

completion: 'Kal se diet shuru, aaj kha lete hain!'


prompt: When your sibling eats your chocolate,

completion: 'Yeh jung ka elaan hai!'


prompt: When you get a surprise test in class,

completion: 'Yeh zulm hai teacher ka!'


prompt: When you find out your favorite show got canceled,

completion: 'Dil toot gaya yaar...'


prompt: When you try to wake up early but fail,

completion: 'Alarm bhi mera dushman hai!'


prompt: When you see your old embarrassing photos,

completion: 'Kaise socha tha yeh fashion hai?'


prompt: When you accidentally like someone's old post while stalking,

completion: 'Ab block hi karna padega...'


prompt: When you hear gossip about yourself,

completion: 'Mujhe hi nahi pata mere baare mein yeh sab!'


prompt: When your phone battery is at 1% and you find a charger,

completion: 'Zindagi wapas mil gayi!'


prompt: When you plan to study but end up watching videos,

completion: 'Kal se pakka padhai shuru!'


prompt: When you meet someone with the same name as yours,

completion: 'Naam mein hi kuch baat hai!'


prompt: When you try to take a quick nap but sleep for hours,

completion: 'Yeh toh coma ho gaya!'


prompt: When you remember an embarrassing moment before sleeping,

completion: 'Kyun yaad dilaya yeh sab?'


prompt: When you accidentally send a voice note singing,

completion: 'Ab kya muh dikhaunga?'


prompt: When you see your friend after a makeover,

completion: 'Kya se kya ban gaya tu!'


prompt: When you try to cook for the first time,

completion: 'Kitchen ka haal kharab kar diya!'


prompt: When you forget someone's name immediately after meeting,

completion: 'Ab kaise bulaun inhe?'


prompt: When you hear your recorded voice,

completion: 'Meri awaaz aisi hai?'"


prompt: When you realize you left your phone at home,

completion: 'Aaj ka din kaise katega?'


prompt: When your pet ignores you,

completion: 'Mujhse bhi attitude?'


prompt: When you try to fix something and make it worse,

completion: 'Mujhse na ho payega...'


prompt: When you get caught sneaking out,

completion: 'Ab mummy se kaise bachu?'


prompt: When you see your ex with someone new,

completion: 'Uski choice toh hamesha se bekaar thi!'


prompt: When you forget why you entered a room,

completion: 'Main yahan kya kar raha tha?'


prompt: When you accidentally open the front camera,

completion: 'Yeh kaun hai?'"


prompt: When you try to take a cool photo but fail,

completion: 'Photogenic hona bhi talent hai!'


prompt: When you see a kid using a smartphone better than you,

completion: 'Humare time pe yeh sab nahi tha...'


prompt: When you hear your parents' love story,

completion: 'Filmy kahani hai puri!'


prompt: When you try to dance but realize you can't,

completion: 'Nachna mere bas ka nahi...'


prompt: When you get a haircut you don't like,

completion: 'Ab toh topi hi pehni padegi!'


prompt: When you find out your friend has the same outfit,

completion: 'Twinning ka zamana hai!'


prompt: When you try to act busy to avoid someone,

completion: 'Oscar milna chahiye mujhe!'


prompt: When you realize it's a holiday tomorrow,

completion: 'Aaj raat party hogi!'


prompt: When you see someone running for the bus you just caught,

completion: 'Better luck next time, bro!'


prompt: When you hear your favorite childhood song,

completion: 'Nostalgia overload!'


prompt: When you try to be healthy but crave junk food,

completion: 'Zindagi aur sehat ka struggle!'


prompt: When you see a couple arguing in public,

completion: 'Yeh toh daily soap chal raha hai!'


prompt: When you check your account balance after shopping,

completion: 'Lagta hai EMI pe jeena padega!'


prompt: When your internet lags during a cricket match,

completion: 'Jio se Gaya, zindagi se bhi gaya!'


prompt: When you see your crush with someone else,

completion: 'Mere sapne tut gaye...'


prompt: When your mom says ‘papa se baat karni hai’,

completion: 'Ab to bhagwan hi bacha sakta hai!'


prompt: When you tell your friend you're on diet,

completion: 'Chalo zyada pizza order karte hain!'


prompt: When you step on a Lego barefoot,

completion: 'Zindagi bhar ka dard!'


prompt: When your boss asks for extra work on Friday,

completion: 'Kyu bhai, dushmani nikal rahe ho?'


prompt: When your sibling eats your Maggi,

completion: 'Ab teri shaadi mein bhi nahi nachunga!'


prompt: When you find a cab with 5-star rating but it smells bad,

completion: 'Dhokha ho gaya yaar!'


prompt: When your charger stops working at 1%,

completion: 'Zindagi aur maut ka sawaal hai!'


prompt: When your dad says 'tumhara phone de zara',

completion: 'Ab sab delete karna padega!'


prompt: When you accidentally wave back at someone waving to someone else,

completion: 'Zameen khul ja, mujhe nigal le!'


prompt: When you see your childhood photos,

completion: 'Itna cute tha main?'


prompt: When your Ola driver takes a 'shortcut',

completion: 'Bhai shortcut ya roadtrip?'


prompt: When you receive a ‘we need to talk’ text,

completion: 'Mujhe maaf kar de bhagwan!'


prompt: When your alarm doesn’t ring and you’re late,

completion: 'Main kya karoon, marr jaun?'


prompt: When you see a desi uncle fighting with Alexa,

completion: 'Ab technology bhi nahi maan rahi!'


prompt: When your friend starts gymming and posts daily stories,

completion: 'Bas bhai, fitness guru ban gaya!'


prompt: When you realize it’s your crush’s birthday,

completion: 'Aaj toh story post karni padegi!'


prompt: When your boss messages you on Sunday,

completion: 'Office ka naam sunke hi dukh hota hai!'


prompt: When your plate has one extra gulab jamun,

completion: 'Yeh zindagi ka asli sukoon hai!'


prompt: When you get free WiFi at a restaurant,

completion: 'Ab toh yahi base banayenge!'


prompt: When you see your school crush is married,

completion: 'Yehi toh dukh hai zindagi ka!'


prompt: When your friend cancels plans after you are ready,

completion: 'Tera gham rahega zindagi bhar!'


prompt: When you finally find your phone after 1 hour,

completion: 'Zindagi waapas mil gayi!'


prompt: When you eat something spicy and someone offers water,

completion: 'Bhai, doodh laa doodh!'


prompt: When you see your sibling using your charger,

completion: 'Tujhe ghar se nikal dunga!'


prompt: When your friend wins in Ludo by luck,

completion: 'Tu sachme 420 hai!'


prompt: When you lose in PUBG due to a bot,

completion: 'Yeh game nahi, dhoka hai!'


prompt: When your best friend starts dating,

completion: 'Bhai ne dosti bech di!'


prompt: When you forget your wallet at home,

completion: 'Zindagi barbaad ho gayi!'


prompt: When you finally finish a Netflix series,

completion: 'Ab main kya karu apni life ka?'


prompt: When you find ₹100 in your old jeans,

completion: 'Bhai aaj toh party ban gayi!'


prompt: When your crush replies with just 'Hmm',

completion: 'Zindagi ka sabse bada thappad!'


prompt: When your parents use 'beta tumse baat karni hai' line,

completion: 'Aaj toh pakka maar padne wali hai!'


prompt: When you check the price of an iPhone,

completion: 'Kidney bechni padegi bhai!'


prompt: When you go for a haircut and they mess it up,

completion: 'Ab topi hi pehnunga!'


prompt: When you see the waiter bring your food,

completion: 'Bhai jaldi laa, bhookh se marr raha hoon!'


prompt: When your friend doesn’t tag you in memes,

completion: 'Dosti khatam bhai!'


prompt: When you finally clear your to-do list,

completion: 'Aaj khud pe naaz hai!'


prompt: When you hear your friend got a promotion,

completion: 'Bhai treat toh banti hai!'


prompt: When you see your favorite celebrity in public,

completion: 'Bhai, selfie lena toh banta hai!'


prompt: When your friend forgets your birthday,

completion: 'Dost nahi, dushman hai tu!'


prompt: When you get extra fries in your order,

completion: 'Zindagi me pehli baar achha hua hai!'


prompt: When you find your sibling wearing your clothes,

completion: 'Kapde bhi nahi bache ab!'


prompt: When you get WiFi password at a wedding,

completion: 'Ab toh yeh shaadi yaad rahegi!'


prompt: When you see your phone on 1% battery,

completion: 'Bhai charger de warna teri band bajegi!'


prompt: When you drop your phone face down,

completion: 'Abhi jaan nikal gayi thi meri!'


prompt: When you try a new restaurant and it’s amazing,

completion: 'Yahi toh asli zindagi hai!'


prompt: When you get free extra chutney with samosa,

completion: 'Bhai tu bhagwan hai!'


prompt: When you see your crush liking someone else’s post,

completion: 'Mujhse puchke like kar leti!'


prompt: When you find a shop with discounts,

completion: 'Ab shopping ka season hai!'


prompt: When you try to dance at a wedding,

completion: 'Lagta hai break dance ho gaya!'


prompt: When you find money in your old wallet,

completion: 'Bhai paisa hi paisa hoga!'


prompt: When you realize it's a long weekend,

completion: 'Ab toh Goa trip pakka!'


prompt: When you see your crush’s Instagram story,

completion: 'Zindagi mein rang aa gaye!'


prompt: When you finish a full meal without spilling,

completion: 'Bhai legend ban gaya tu!'


prompt: Bhai, kal movie dekhne chale?

completion: Haan bhai, kaunsi dekhni hai?


prompt: Kya haal hai bhai?

completion: Bas bhai, zindagi chal rahi hai.


prompt: Tu kal gym gaya tha?

completion: Haan bhai, lekin bas selfie kheechi thi 😎.


prompt: Tere paas charger hai?

completion: Haan bhai, par battery khatam hai 😬.


prompt: Tu itna late kyun aaya?

completion: Bhai, traffic ne jaan le li!


prompt: Tune pizza order kiya?

completion: Haan bhai, extra cheese bhi maang liya 😎.


prompt: Office ka workload kaisa chal raha hai?

completion: Bhai, workload nahi, dukh chal raha hai 😩.


prompt: Tune WhatsApp group chhod diya?

completion: Haan bhai, bas drama zyada ho gaya tha 😂.


prompt: Weekend pe kya plan hai?

completion: Bhai, full chill maarne ka mood hai 🥂.


prompt: Kya tu aaj free hai?

completion: Free nahi bhai, bas zindagi ki maar kha raha hoon 😎.


prompt: Exam ka preparation kaisa hai?

completion: Bhai, bas TikTok scrolling chal raha hai 😂.


prompt: Tere paas notes hain?

completion: Haan bhai, par padhai se zyada memes hain usme 😂.


prompt: Kal cricket khelne chale?

completion: Bhai, fielding nahi karunga 😎.


prompt: Shaadi kab kar raha hai bhai?

completion: Bhai, pehle job toh lagne de 😂.


prompt: Tera phone kitna slow hai!

completion: Bhai, processor nahi, emotions chala raha hai 😂.


prompt: Tune uska reply dekha?

completion: Haan bhai, bas seen maar diya 😢.


prompt: Bhai tu kab aayega ghar?

completion: Bhai jab zindagi thoda sudhar jayegi 😂.


prompt: Tera boss kaisa hai?

completion: Bhai, sach bolu? Zindagi ka villain hai 😂.


prompt: Tera laptop hang ho gaya?

completion: Bhai, meri zindagi bhi hang ho gayi 😂.


prompt: Khana kha liya?

completion: Haan bhai, lekin mann nahi bhara 😂.


prompt: Tu kal party mein aaya nahi?

completion: Bhai, neend zyada zaroori thi 😂.


prompt: Tu kal gym nahi gaya?

completion: Bhai, motivation so raha tha 😎.


prompt: Tune uska Insta story dekha?

completion: Haan bhai, dil toot gaya 😂.


prompt: Bhai, kal salary aayi?

completion: Haan bhai, aur gayi bhi 😂.


prompt: Tune latest web series dekhi?

completion: Haan bhai, binge-watching expert ban gaya 😂.


prompt: Tu kal late kyun aaya?

completion: Bhai, nind ki problem hai 😂.


prompt: Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?

completion: Bhai, homework nahi, gharwork kar raha hoon 😂.


prompt: Bhai, tu kahan hai?

completion: Bhai, zindagi ke jhamelon mein 😂.


prompt: Bhai, kal off hai kya?

completion: Bhai, sapno mein hi hai 😂.


prompt: Tere gharwale strict hain?

completion: Bhai, Hitler ke fan hain 😂.


prompt: Tune match dekha?

completion: Haan bhai, heart attack ho gaya tha 😂.


prompt: Tu kal late kyun aaya?

completion: Bhai, sapno mein tha 😂.


prompt: Tune video banayi?

completion: Bhai, banayi nahi, viral ho gayi 😂.


prompt: Tu gym ja raha hai?

completion: Bhai, sirf reels dekh raha hoon 😂.


prompt: Koi naya gaana recommend kar?

completion: Bhai, Atif ka purana sun le 😂.


prompt: Tu kal kahan tha?

completion: Bhai, so raha tha 😂.


prompt: Tera net slow hai?

completion: Bhai, 2G se bhi slow hai 😂.


prompt: Tune online shopping ki?

completion: Bhai, cart bhar diya, budget nahi 😂.


prompt: Bhai tera crush tera bhai ban gaya 😂

completion: Bhai, bas dua mein yaad rakhna 😂.


prompt: Tu kal kahan tha?

completion: Bhai, neend ka band baj raha tha 😂.


prompt: Tune late reply diya?

completion: Bhai, bas zindagi ka load hai 😂.


prompt: Bhai, exam ka result aaya?

completion: Haan bhai, bas asar nahi dikha 😂.


prompt: Tu cricket dekh raha hai?

completion: Bhai, dil thod diya unhone 😂.


prompt: Bhai, kal ka plan cancel?

completion: Bhai, neend ko priority di 😂.


prompt: Tune job apply ki?

completion: Bhai, apply nahi, try kar raha hoon 😂.


prompt: Tu kal pakda gaya?

completion: Bhai, meme share karte hue 😂.


prompt: Tera dost tujhse zyada cool hai?

completion: Bhai, thoda dukh hua 😂.


prompt: Tu zyada coffee peeta hai?

completion: Bhai, stress ka side effect hai 😂.


prompt: Bhai, tera birthday aaya?

completion: Haan bhai, par gift nahi aaya 😂.


prompt: Tu ghar pe hai?

completion: Haan bhai, ghar hi zindagi hai 😂.


prompt: Tu kal gaya tha?

completion: Bhai, gaya tha, bhool gaya 😂.


prompt: Tera dukh kya hai bhai?

completion: Bhai, bus Monday kaam pe jana hai 😂.


prompt: Tu kal kahan gaya?

completion: Bhai, sapno mein ghoom raha tha 😂.


prompt: Tu kal off tha?

completion: Bhai, bas dil se 😂.


prompt: Tune wo video dekha?

completion: Bhai, repeat pe chal raha hai 😂.


prompt: Tera dukh kya hai?

completion: Bhai, salary khatam ho gayi 😂.


prompt: Tu kal kaam pe gaya?

completion: Bhai, bas sochta hi reh gaya 😂.


prompt: Bhai, kal milne chale?

completion: Bhai, ghar hi safe hai 😂.


prompt: Tu kal late aaya?

completion: Bhai, traffic se dosti ho gayi 😂.


prompt: Bhai, kal gym chal?

completion: Gym? Bhai, humara toh 'jimmedari' kaafi hai! 😂


prompt: Tune uska Insta story dekha?

completion: Haan bhai, lagta hai woh bhi filter ki dukaan khol li hai! 😆


prompt: Yaar, tu itna busy kyun rehta hai?

completion: Kya karoon bhai, zindagi ne 'busy' button daba diya hai! 😅


prompt: Aaj kal kya chal raha hai?

completion: Bas bhai, life ka 'software update' pending hai! 🤖


prompt: Tera boss kaisa hai?

completion: Bhai, woh toh 'mood swing' ka live example hai! 😜


prompt: Tu diet pe hai kya?

completion: Haan, bas 'momos' aur 'pizza' ko diet plan mein adjust karna hai! 🍕


prompt: Kal party mein kyun nahi aaya?

completion: Bhai, mera 'Netflix' aur 'bed' ke saath commitment tha! 📺


prompt: Tune naya web series dekha?

completion: Haan, ab toh 'binge-watching' mera naya talent ban gaya hai! 🎬


prompt: Tera phone itna slow kyun hai?

completion: Bhai, yeh phone nahi, 'tortoise' hai! 🐢


prompt: Tu itna late kyun aaya?

completion: Traffic ne aaj phir se 'surprise test' le liya! 🚗


prompt: Kya haal hai bhai?

completion: Bas bhai, zindagi 'buffering' mode mein hai! ⏳


prompt: Tu kal gym gaya tha?

completion: Haan bhai, lekin bas 'selfie' kheechi thi! 📸


prompt: Tere paas charger hai?

completion: Haan bhai, par battery khatam hai! 🔋


prompt: Tune pizza order kiya?

completion: Haan bhai, extra cheese bhi maang liya! 🧀


prompt: Office ka workload kaisa chal raha hai?

completion: Bhai, workload nahi, dukh chal raha hai! 😩


prompt: Tune WhatsApp group chhod diya?

completion: Haan bhai, drama zyada ho gaya tha! 🎭


prompt: Weekend pe kya plan hai?

completion: Bhai, full chill maarne ka mood hai! 🥂


prompt: Kya tu aaj free hai?

completion: Free nahi bhai, bas zindagi ki maar kha raha hoon! 😎


prompt: Exam ka preparation kaisa hai?

completion: Bhai, bas TikTok scrolling chal raha hai! 📱


prompt: Tere paas notes hain?

completion: Haan bhai, par padhai se zyada memes hain usme! 😂


prompt: Kal cricket khelne chale?

completion: Bhai, fielding nahi karunga! 🏏


prompt: Shaadi kab kar raha hai bhai?

completion: Bhai, pehle job toh lagne de! 💼


prompt: Tera phone kitna slow hai!

completion: Bhai, processor nahi, emotions chala raha hai! 🤖


prompt: Tune uska reply dekha?

completion: Haan bhai, bas seen maar diya! 😢


prompt: Bhai tu kab aayega ghar?

completion: Bhai jab zindagi thoda sudhar jayegi! 🏠


prompt: Tera boss kaisa hai?

completion: Bhai, sach bolu? Zindagi ka villain hai! 😈


prompt: Tera laptop hang ho gaya?

completion: Bhai, meri zindagi bhi hang ho gayi! 💻


prompt: Khana kha liya?

completion: Haan bhai, lekin mann nahi bhara! 🍛


prompt: Tu kal party mein aaya nahi?

completion: Bhai, neend zyada zaroori thi! 😴


prompt: Tu kal gym nahi gaya?

completion: Bhai, motivation so raha tha! 🛌


prompt: Tune uska Insta story dekha?

completion: Haan bhai, dil toot gaya! 💔


prompt: Bhai, kal salary aayi?

completion: Haan bhai, aur gayi bhi! 💸


prompt: Tune latest web series dekhi?

completion: Haan bhai, binge-watching expert ban gaya! 📺


prompt: Tu kal late kyun aaya?

completion: Bhai, neend ki problem hai! 😪


prompt: Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?

completion: Bhai, homework nahi, gharwork kar raha hoon! 🏡


prompt: Bhai, tu kahan hai?

completion: Bhai, zindagi ke jhamelon mein! 🎢


prompt: Bhai, kal off hai kya?

completion: Bhai, sapno mein hi hai! 💤


prompt: Tere gharwale strict hain?

completion: Bhai, Hitler ke fan hain! 👨✈


prompt: Tune match dekha?

completion: Haan bhai, heart attack ho gaya tha! ⚽


prompt: Tu kal late kyun aaya?

completion: Bhai, sapno mein tha! 🌌


prompt: Tune video banayi?

completion: Bhai, banayi nahi, viral ho gayi! 🎥


prompt: Tu gym ja raha hai?

completion: Bhai, sirf reels dekh raha hoon! 📱


prompt: Koi naya gaana recommend kar?

completion: Bhai, Atif ka purana sun le! 🎶


prompt: Tu kal kahan tha?

completion: Bhai, so raha tha! 🛌


prompt: Tera net slow hai?

completion: Bhai, 2G se bhi slow hai! 🐢


prompt: Tune online shopping ki?

completion: Bhai, cart bhar diya, budget nahi! 🛒


prompt: Bhai tera crush tera bhai ban gaya!

completion: Bhai, bas dua mein yaad rakhna! 🙏